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Category Archives: shenanigans
“I’m Doing It! I Did It!”
It’s Monday. Take it on like a 4 year old tackling his first single track, dope ass ramp experience—full of enthusiasm and without a trace of fear. Thanks to the GoPro mounted on his helmet, The best part of this video, though, is the audio, so turn it up. Listen for his “oh yeahs” and “oh mans” as he cheers himself on. There’s an adorable miscommunication moment at 1:00 and a small spill at 4:07. Oh, to be four again.
Dog Owner Saves Cat
All because of Sun Chips. Proof that processed food leads to no good. Read the story here: http://www.nydailynews.com.
Get Busy…Making Memories
Here’s some advice from an anonymous nonagenarian: “When you’re old, all you have are your memories. So make some good ones while you can.”
(photo via chicagotribune.com)
Good Karma Coming Out the Wazoo
My advice to Gus Hertz: play the lottery. With two rescues in two days, your karma bank spillith over.
All the Single Ladies
To all the single women out there who are looking for a walking date with some cigarette action and maybe a trip to the aquarium plus a guaranteed one night stand—today’s your gettin’ lucky day! I’ve found your man! If you happen to take him up on his offer(s) let me know how it goes. I’m especially curious about which activities you two choose, and what order you do them in.
Oh Nicki You’re So Fine
I hope you’re like me and you like your Nicki Minaj as freaky as she wants to be. If so, get ready to hear Starships allllllllll summer long…as predicted by kidnappedculture.com.
I Love It When A Chick Takes The Internet By The Balls
(via http://datejamie.com/)
Meet Jamie. She lives in New York and she wants to date. And she ain’t gonna let the Big Apple’s miserable male/female ratio stats get her down.
Go Jamie, go!
BTW…If I were a single guy in Gotham, I’d hit it!
“Is that a tattoo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”
(photo via offbeatink.com)
An Iranian man who decided to get a tattoo where the sun don’t shine seems to have found himself with a permanent side effect. I’m sure, when the novelty wears off, he’ll wish he had gone the temporary route.
Resolutions, Schmezalootions
The hubby and I were talking the other day, with another friend, about New Year resolutions. My sexy ball-and-chain said something that really resonated with me, “I don’t believe in resolutions. Either do it or don’t. But don’t wait until Jan. 1 to do it, and don’t talk about it, just start doing it.”
In the spirit of just starting to do it, I bring you Gabe Imlay’s ditto, an endeavor to record a song (almost) every day. So if you like music, especially electric guitar, give ditto a listen, every day or so. After all, it’s free, new music that, as Gabe points out, would cost like 35-cents in iTunes. So far his Electro Boogie is proving to be an inspiring soundtrack to today’s askpiper post.








