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Can You Write Yourself a Prescription for Success?

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Apparently, if you’re Bruce Lee, you can! Check out this intention (via my girl, Raquel, at Granola Glam) he wrote to himself in 1969. And note, he followed through with a vengeance. The next time I scribble down a grocery list or a ‘To Do’ list I’m gonna add some super awesome manifestations, ´a la Bruce Lee, just because:

-almond milk, eggs, honey, Six Point Righteous Ale, more time/less shenaniganry, paper towels, book agent, cherry tomatoes, winning lotto ticket, dog food, 8 hours of sleep, aluminum foil, spicy mustard, 2-family brownstone

David

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Hello Piper,

My name is David; my friend told me about you. I wanted to know how to build up my own telecommunications company. I was wondering if you can explain or help me build my own website and if you had any advice that you may give me on starting my own company. I would appreciate it if you would help me with this.

–David

Dear David,

Congratulations on your entrepreneurial spirit. In this day and age of layoffs and corporate meltdowns it’s no wonder people are interested in finding ways to be their own boss.

You say you’re looking to start a telecommunications company. Cool. The first thing I think you should do is investigate telecommunications’ forebear, telekinesis. Here’s a video to get you started. Once you’ve mastered telekinesis you’ll be able to build your company in no time. If you want, you can even build it without leaving your couch. You could sit on your couch in Lubbock, TX and build your company in Omaha, NE. Of course, then you’ll have to learn about telecommuting, but let’s cross that bridge when you get there.

As far as building your website, these guys can certainly help. Good luck!

–Piper

Crissi

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Dear Piper,

Is there any more new episodes of charmed?

–Crissi

Dear Crissi,

Hmm. I believe you may have me confused with a television character. And while I have been accused of being a witch, I’ve never played one on TV. That said, I think the best way to have a charmed life is to decrease the amount of time a remote control sits in your hand.

–Piper