He:   So we have three movies, two for you and one for me.

She:   But aren’t they all movies for us?

He:   No. If it’s a movie where I can’t eat and watch at the same time because it has subtitles, that’s a ‘you’ movie. If it’s a movie where you’re gonna fall asleep half way through, that’s a ‘me’ movie. If it’s a movie that one of us tried to put in the queue and couldn’t, because the other had already put it there, that’s a ‘we’ movie.

She:   Oh. Well, let’s watch one of mine. If you’re not hungry.