Dear Piper,

Hey Ask Piper, I just got a chance to check out your site and I’m very impressed. My Question: Will you ever reveal your true identity?

–Lois Lane

Dear Lois Lane,

Everything anyone needs to know about Piper can be learned on askpiper.com. That said, if there are any tall, dark, handsome, single, employed, athletic, generous, light-hearted, open-minded, creative and humorous men out there who’d like to have an off-line rendezvous with the real Piper, well, do reach out.

–Piper