Dear Piper,

Is there any more new episodes of charmed?

–Crissi

Dear Crissi,

Hmm. I believe you may have me confused with a television character. And while I have been accused of being a witch, I’ve never played one on TV. That said, I think the best way to have a charmed life is to decrease the amount of time a remote control sits in your hand.

–Piper